Cramer walked onto that show ready to defend himself against what Stewart had already accused him of. He was utterly unprepared for what he got. Which is strange, because what he got was really just an elaboration of what Stewart said in the original piece about CNBC and Rick Santelli: this network seems to be in league with the traders against the investors, it's uncritical to the point of appearing collusive, and that if the network actually has a purpose beyond entertainment (and, seemingly, telling the fish how to line up for the sharks), it has manifestly failed.
And Cramer had nothing to say to any of that. It was weird. It's like he's never in his life prepared for a midterm by looking at a practice test. The only thing he was ready to talk about was that sure, his predictions could have been better. It's like he focused on the one single thing in the original piece that made him look silly, and paid not the slightest bit of attention to anything else.
I actually started to feel bad for him at one point. Not bad bad, mind you - the clips from his 2006 interview that Stewart kept playing kept that under control. But he was in zugzwang very early on. Whatever ammunition he might have had to use in disagreeing with Stewart's criticisms of CNBC he left at home. His knowledge and experience and common sense, which he did bring with him, gave him nothing he could use to counter Stewart - largely because Stewart's fundamentally right and he knew it.
But if he couldn't disagree with Stewart, agreeing with him was even less of an option. Agreeing with Stewart would destroy him.
So he babbled ineffectively. You would expect that someone with his persona would be irritated if he got interrupted in mid-sentence by a long speech. But every time that happened to him he looked unperturbed, maybe even relieved. He was safest when he wasn't talking.
And so he let Stewart talk. And what Stewart let loose with was, seriously, the clearest and simplest articulation of what has happened to us, of who did what, and to whom, and how it was done, that I've seen anywhere.
Because I needed an LRU cache in the project I'm working on, and I couldn't find one anywhere, I built one. Since there's nothing proprietary in the code, and I'd like other developers to look it over and maybe even use it, I've released it as open source. You can find it at http://csharp-lru-cache.googlecode.com.
- Marilynne Robinson, from her novel Housekeeping
If you want a translation, luckily I speak fluent Pentagon. So what “disproportionate” means is—well, imagine that you’re watching some little hanger-on who tags along with you get his ass whipped by a bully, and you say, “That’s inappropriate!” I mean, instead of actually helping him. That’s what “disproportionate” means from the Pentagon: “We’re not going to lift a finger to help you, but hey, we’re with you in spirit, little buddy!”Less comprehensive (and funny), but no less informative, is Mark Ames's take on things, and in particular John McCain's delusional reaction to them.
By the way, I don't know if you were watching, but the Russians shut down The Exile back in June. Oh, I'm sorry, they didn't shut it down. They have a free press in Russia, after all. They conducted a surprise audit of the newspaper and scared its investors into backing out. First time they'd done that to an English-language publication, so there's another landmark.
Anyway, Ames was the editor of The Exile, so if there's anyone who'd be likely to take a less than sanguine view of the Russian government, it's him. You'll note he's not cheering for Georgia in this affair.
I'm putting this story up because I just told it to someone the Sunday night, and then today Teresa Nielsen Hayden linked to one of Stephen Malinowski’s music animations on Making Light. Okay, so the universe wants me to tell this story. Here it is. It’s both pointless and kind of wonderful.
About 8 years ago, I was in Paris with a bunch of people including my friend Kay. Kay has friends who live in Paris, an American woman married to a French man. I should say a Parisian man, or more specifically a man of the 13th arrondisement, because that’s where he holds court. Fabienne is one of those people who knows everyone, and whom everyone knows. He’s big and bearded and jolly, like a character in a Marcel Pagnol movie, and people love him. In the entire time I’ve known him, I’ve never been in a public place with him and not had two or three people walk up to him to say hello.
Fabienne is a tinkerer, and his neighborhood is full of workshops. One afternoon, he took us to visit his friend Pierre. Pierre was an intense little guy whose enormous workshop was an utter shambles of boxes and old furniture and the kind of detritus that you see at the Marche des Puces - mountains of discarded ephemera that look perfectly ordinary if you’re French, but alien and magical if you’re not.
In the middle of this mess was his creation. It was an old computer, connected to a cutting machine. The cutting machine, which was driven by software he’d written, produced paper rolls for a hurdy-gurdy. It took Fabienne (whose English is not terrific, though it is enchantingly weird) some time to get the point across, which was that Pierre had made this entire elaborate setup to make it easier for him to compose music for his favorite instrument.
At which point a switch closed in my head and I said “Oh! Like Conlon Nancarrow!”
Pierre looked up eagerly. “Nancarrow?”
“Nancarrow!” I said.
“Nancarrow!” he said.
"Nancarrow," I affirmed. It was beginning to dawn on both of us that neither of us could speak a word of the other’s language. This was as much conversation as we were going to be able to have. We were crestfallen.
When I got back to the US, I dropped Stephen (who I’ve known from the WELL for a long time) an email message telling him about the man who composed for the hurdy-gurdy. Pierre’s strips of paper, where the boxes tell the instrument what notes to play, are doing almost exactly the same thing as the rectangles in Stephen’s animations, which tell the viewer what notes are playing. Their pitch is a function of the vertical position, and their duration is a function of the horizontal length. Both men had turned to software to implement these oddly similar visions, though Stephen’s notes are bars on the screen and Pierre’s are holes in paper.
Stephen wondered if Pierre would like one of his animations. Of course he would, I said. Just be aware that Pierre doesn’t speak a word of English.
So Stephen sent Pierre a tape. And he included this note with it:
Stephen --> Robert --> Kay --> Fabienne --> Pierre
But then you learn a little more about the world, get burned once or twice, live a little, and you start to see what things are really like. This is a wonderful and necessary experience, because you develop a new, deeper, truer appreciation for the things in life that are genuine and sustaining. But you lose some things along the way.
And so it happens that Yes passes out of your life.
Even when I thought Yes was great, which I did, it was hard for me to find much that was admirable in Jon Anderson. The high voice: annoying. The fantastically stupid lyrics: annoying. And his whole mystical spirit-child persona, all unicorns and no fucking, was like what Stevie Nicks might have been like if she found sex icky.
I never dreamed I'd find something that turned me around completely on the subject of Jon Anderson. But here it is.
I had tears in my eyes watching this. It is so totally, brilliantly, unironically great. Okay, the backup singers are a little flat. The sound is muddy, and the image isn't all it could be. It doesn't matter.
They're kids. The keyboard player (yes! he's wearing a cape!) is better at playing glissandos than he is at shaving. They do this far better than you would believe possible, and they do it with a kind of love and enthusiasm that the band itself hasn't been able to muster for thirty years. I've watched it start to finish twice and it's just outstanding.
And it could never have happened if Jon Anderson didn't turn out to have qualities that are wholly admirable, like generosity, enthusiasm, kindness, and a complete lack of pretense. (It's very hard to imagine Peter Gabriel or Robert Fripp, say, doing anything this. Or Lou Reed, for that matter.)
From the fabulous Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, New Jersey, I present to you the Paul Green School of Rock Omega All-Stars, with Jon Anderson singing lead, performing, in its nutty entirety, all of "Close to the Edge". Part 1 is here, and part 2 is here.
There's a wonderful moment in part 2, at about 5:20 where the keyboard player switches over from the pompous dramatic pipe organ to the silly mini-Moog-like lead, and the person taping this (a parent, I'd bet) has zoomed in, and at the edge of the frame you can see one of the backup singers, and she's cracking up. And it's completely cool.
This is all progressive rock really ever needed: to be comfortable with the fact that from time to time girls are going to laugh at it.
It's hard to know what kind of musician Elliott Smith would have been in another time, or had he had a different life. But he grew to maturity working in this simple form, and he never left it, even as his modest talent developed into an astounding profligacy. It's all on display in this song, a pop song that's four minutes long and six hours wide.
The first statement of the verse is, in its arrangement, spare and simple: an acoustic guitar playing through its seven chords with a simple strum on every quarter note, and Smith's voice, double-miked to pick up a little reverb, presenting the song's melodic line. The arrangement may be simple, but the melody is not: there's a statement, an elaboration, and then three repeated responses, helpfully called out for you by the phrasing in the lyrics:
I have become a silent movieIf you listen to the first thirty seconds of the song, those five pieces should be very clear in your mind. And at any rate, to make sure you are familiar with them, he repeats the five pieces again in the second verse. The arrangement broadens in the second verse, with sustained strings filling out the simple strumming, doubled by a subtle vocal descant starting in the second phrase.
The hero killed the clown
Can't make a sound
Can't make a sound
Can't make a sound
Now, there's something else to notice in this melody, which this repetition helps us with. The second syllable of "movie" descends three notes, but "clown" stops on a single note. The first two "sounds" bend down, the last one doesn't. The melisma in this song seems casual, but it is in fact deliberate and careful: the descending notes at the ends of these phrases signal that continuation is coming, that they're a part of a longer gesture. These notes are present again in the second verse, in the same form: "doing" is sung just as "movie" was, with the same three note drop-off in the last syllable. These seem like ornaments to the melody when you first hear the song, but they're intrinsic.
After the second repetition of the verse, we get the chorus, and again, because we're being introduced to the song still, it's done nakedly: the strings and backing vocals go away, and we're back to the simplicity of acoustic guitar and voice.
The chorus holds two surprises in store: after the first line, there's a little guitar riff, the first time in the song where the accompaniment, and not the melody, stands out. And then the second line, with the highest (and loudest) notes sung so far, reveals that the chorus is not nicely divided into halves: we're suddenly led into the second verse a little before we were expecting.
The second verse is where it all comes together.
The arrangement here shifts: up until now, we've been in coffeehouse-folk mode, with a singer and an acoustic guitar. Now, though, we have a rock and roll band: drums, bass, rhythm guitar, and lead guitar.
And what a lead guitar it is. The lead guitar line here is played with every subtle gesture of tone and dynamics that Smith infused the first verse's vocals with. The call-and-response, the descending melismas at the end of the phrases, all present here, played with a fluency and grace that George Harrison spent his whole life working towards. Harrison would have been proud to play the rhythm guitar here too, which has expanded the open chords of the first verse into syncopated descending arpeggios, played so precisely that it's easy to think that both lead and rhythm are being played on the same instrument.
The lead ends the second phrase with a flourish of ascending groups of sixteenth notes that may be my favorite guitar riff ever: instead of ending the second phrase with its descent and a pause, the melody is turned around and opened up. These notes announce that the structure of the song is breaking open. The first two phrases of the verse, the statement and elaboration, now get to develop in repetition before the response arrives.
Born in the role, but he can't stopgo the vocals (and yes, there's that three-note descent on "stop"), now firmly backed by the drums and rhythm guitar. But then the last line's melody repeats again:
Standing up to sit back down
To lose the one thing foundwith vocal harmony suddenly appearing, an ascending alto contradicting the descending tenor, "found" ending on a mordent that leads right into a repetition of that beautiful guitar figure.
And then the verse starts for a third time, with the harmonizing vocal line now almost taking the lead:
Spinning the world like a toy top...and with strings swelling to fill the harmonies even fuller, until the response finally comes:
Till there's a ghost in every town
Can't make a sound...this in a form essentially unchanged from its first appearance. Except that it too gets an elaboration, one more
Can't make a sound
Can't make a sound
Can't make a soundto lead into the second chorus.
But the chorus is not expanded at all, it's still the same two lines of melody that were present the first time. What's different in its repetition, though, is the stomping guitar line, that overlays it, the arpeggiating rhythm guitar now asserting itself into the lead. The long notes of the melody -
Eyes locked and shining
have turned into a root that the guitar is now playing against. The guitar's phrase fills the space after the first line, and the end of this phrase leads into the second:
Can't you tell me what's that burning?And the chorus has again performed its function: again it ends with unexpected abruptness, again it leads us into a change in the character of the song.
Instead of the spare simplicity of the first verse, and the baroque elaboration of the second, the third verse begins with a furious barrage of jangling strumming on the electric guitar. And instead of subtle developments in the arrangements, we just get the two lines repeated again and again:
Why should you want any otherwith the entire ensemble: drums, bass, guitars, lead and backing vocals, strings, all turned up to 10 (and still, reliably, the last syllable of "other" is those three descending notes). They repeat four times, and then the last few repetitions are left to the strings alone with the guitar.
When you're a world with in a world
There's something haunting about the sound of the guitar at the end of this song. Its tone is raucous and round and harsh, but it's also played with precise voicing, down to the mordent at the end (where the last "world" was sung). The strings balance it with sweetness, and help it come to earth in the last few notes, from which there's a subtle fade-out to silence.
You see the word "Beatlesesque" used to describe Smith's work. I suppose that's good as a convenient shorthand, but it really doesn't begin to get at what he's doing in this song. This is a song whose arrangement and melodies and harmonies are in constant movement and development, and much as I love the Beatles I can't think of anything they did that compares to the ambition or accomplishment of this song.
I think that on his good days, Elliott Smith had as much talent as any three Beatles. I wish he'd had more good days. I wish he were still having them.
